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You can keep your quaich, Jimmy!

The drinks industry has all kinds of organisations designed to wrap you up in a comfy blanket of bogus history and camaraderie. For Scotch whisky you have the Keeper of the Quaich, or the Kippers of the Quiche as some wags call it. After a certain time being involved with whisky you might be invited up to Scotland to be sworn in with much tartan, bagpip…